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Tried to make matcha strawberry jello
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Tried to make matcha strawberry jello


I made myself a matcha strawberry drink but then i changed my mind and wanted Jello. It turned out looking like chicken

by emetate

40 Comments

  3. ActuallyBarley

    what were you cutting off on the paper towels in the background

  4. AttackSnail333

    Lowkey need the recipe for shock value in public

  5. Elsrach

    Shit looks like raw chicken cubes, put them in batter then deep-fry them

  6. Thevish92

    No you didn’t, this is cubed raw chicken breast. Can’t fool me!!

  8. wi950mm4r

    Literally got salmonella just by looking at this post

  14. Happyberger

    Next time make the strawberry jello then sprinkle matcha on top when the jello is mostly set

  15. catsgoprrrrr

    Matcha strawberry: *now with salmonella.*

  16. mstarrbrannigan

    I Can’t Believe It’s Not Chicken^TM

  17. Sweet_Leadership_936

    You are not original poster.I saw this shit months ago

  18. enchiladasundae

    I vaguely remember this being posted before

  19. Homework_Happy

    Looks like some kind of cubed pork

    Edit: It’s rawr

  22. Independent-Job-9731

    Looks like medium rare chicken

  23. IntuitMaks

    I love that you cut it into odd shaped chunks like raw chicken. It looks like a gang of cats attacked a lightly cooked chicken breast.

  24. Choice-Marsupial-127

    Excellent prank material for the workplace. Can you imagine the looks you’d get if you opened this up at your desk and started gobbling it down?

  25. multiroleplays

    I know what I’m bringing to the Christmas potluck!

  26. modernarapaima

    it looks like vegan raw chicken💀

  27. Flustro

    I would not have guessed *either* of those flavors. And I love matcha. 😅

  31. an_edgy_lemon

    Be sure to cook it to a minimum internal temp of 165°F (74°C) before consuming

  32. RazrbackFawn

    This would make an amazing April Fools prank

  33. SpinMeADog

    saw this shit like last week, try again

  34. ItsNotByron

    Ok, not only is that passable as raw chicken, but it legit looks like you even cooked it for 30 seconds before cutting it. It’s multi level accurate

  35. ChodeCookies

    I’ve seen a lot of bad looking food here. But this is something else. Well done 😂

  36. Vast_Release

    Did it atleast taste like strawberry matcha? If so just close ur eyes idk. Salmonella isn’t real.

  37. plarkimier

    the way it turned out identical to raw chicken is insane, i’m almost impressed. good on you this is a rare achievement 👍

  38. oogieboogiexo

    this came back again, I never wanted to see it again and now I’m seeing it again. fuck me

  40. saintsandstars

    You’re telling me that ~isn’t~ raw chicken that’s been lightly toasted by a heated discussion